The right words at the right moment make all the difference. The I Love Your Smelly Farts A6 Card is designed to say exactly what you mean — with warmth, a little personality, and a design that stands out. Printed on qua. The I Love Your Smelly Farts A6 Card is the finishing touch that makes a gift complete. Browse our flower collections to pair with a card.

Why They'll Love It

The right words, beautifully presented, matter more than most people admit. A thoughtfully chosen card is what she reads again after the flowers are in the vase and the chocolates are finished — the part of the gift that actually stays.

Suitable For

Any occasion where words need to accompany the gift — birthdays, Valentine's Day, anniversaries, congratulations, or a simple note that means everything. Pair with flowers from our roses collection for the complete gift.

How They'll Arrive

Delivered carefully with your order, in perfect condition. Order before 4PM for same-day delivery in Nairobi.

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Blooms & Gifts delivers fresh flowers and gifts safely anywhere in Kenya. Same-day delivery within Nairobi (including suburbs like Ruiru, Kiambu, and Ngong) takes 2 hours for Ksh 350, while next-day delivery to the rest of Kenya is Ksh 950.

The fee covers a dedicated rider, careful handling so your arrangement arrives intact, and the WhatsApp photo confirmation sent the moment it's delivered — it's not a flat courier rate, it's the cost of getting it there right.

See our full delivery FAQ for shipping zones and timing details.

What time do I need to order for same-day delivery?
Order by 4PM EAT (East Africa Time) for same-day delivery in Nairobi. If you're ordering from abroad, that's 1PM GMT / 8AM EST.

Which areas in Nairobi do you deliver to?
We deliver across all Nairobi neighbourhoods — Karen, Westlands, Kilimani, Lavington, Runda, Gigiri, CBD, Upper Hill, Parklands, Langata, South C, and more. We also deliver to Kiambu, Thika, Ruiru, Juja, Rongai, and Syokimau. Not sure about your area? WhatsApp us and we'll confirm in minutes.

Can I order from outside Kenya?
Yes — nearly 40% of our orders come from abroad. We accept M-Pesa and international cards (Visa, Mastercard) through our secure payment gateway. Just enter the Nairobi delivery address at checkout and we handle everything from there.

What payment methods do you accept?
M-Pesa and international cards (Visa, Mastercard) through our secure payment gateway. M-Pesa Paybill details are shown at checkout.

How will I know my flowers were delivered?
We send a WhatsApp photo confirmation the moment your gift is delivered — you'll see exactly what it looked like at the door. No guessing.

Can I add a personalised message card?
Yes. There's a message card field at checkout. We hand-write it and include it with the arrangement at no extra cost.

Do you deliver outside Nairobi?
Yes. We deliver to Mombasa, Nakuru, Kisumu, Eldoret, Thika, and other major towns. Next-day delivery for most locations at Ksh 950. Contact us for your specific town.

What if I'm not happy with my order?
Let us know within 24 hours and we'll make it right — replacement, refund, or store credit. Your satisfaction is the promise.